As a committed cyclist I'm used to dangers and threats:

In Munich it was drunk people, in Tübingen soundless electronic cars, in England the millions of wrong-way drivers, in Kassel the noiseless tramways, and in Berlin the other cyclists. But now in Luxembourg things are finally turning wild – here the isolated cyclist is most likely to get killed by herds of jaguars!

Congratulations, Starbucks! Your abuse of Descartes really offers the most concise definition of capitalism I can possibly imagine

Wall painting in a Starbucks coffee shop, early 2014